“Unusual” Orgasms & Sex

I came across the above postcard will looking through the latest PostSecret, and while I don’t think having orgasms in your sleep is particularly unusual or uncommon (I have been known to have them myself, and I’ve been told others do as well), it got me thinking.

Is there any particular incident that has happened to you and caused orgasm that you think is “weird” or “not normal”? Or something that’s been a turn-on and has got you thinking, “surely I’m the only one who responds this way?” (excluding pedophilia etc of course). Share it here and you may find that it’s not so uncommon after all 🙂 majority of people will be moderated before their comments get approved (because not enough of you have commented before!! 😛 ), so don’t be scared, we’re all friends here 🙂

Sex and orgasms are still really such taboo subjects in many areas of society, which many people get embarrassed talking about or think that it should be something that is hidden, is it any wonder that many of us think some of the things that happen to us are weird and wrong, and they must be only one that it is happening too. I’m talking about plain ol’ vanilla type sex right through to the other end of the spectrum. Just remember Rules 34-36 and 46 of Rules of the Internet:

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.

We need to start a more encompassing and open discourse, if people realize these things they think are “weird” and “not normal” actually are quite common, then maybe it will in turn lead to a more open, happier and well adjusted society?

Formspring.me Questions & Answers Part 4 NSFW

A roundup of the latest questions that I have been asked through formspring.me.

Now I haven’t done this roundup for a while, the last one being about four months ago (had problems with formspring talking to WordPress), so there’s a bit of a backlog unfortunately.

Who are the 5 people you talk with the most on Twitter?
I really don’t know, it varies from week to week

Thinking of the single, best orgasm you have ever had… who, what, when, where, why, and/or how did you get there?
That’s actually a hard one to answer. All the best ones tend to merge together. Common factors seem to be the best ones are caused by me and my trusty vibrator, either after sex when lots of the ground work has already been done, or late at night when I can’t sleep

Have you been dared to do something sexual? If yes, what was the dare and did you do it?
Nope I haven’t

If you could go to any era/decade/time, and live there what one would it be and why?
1920s America, I love the fashion! Even thgh I prolly wld have ended up in a mental asylum

Have you ever fantasized about participating in a gang bang (giving or receiving)? And have you actually participed in one? If yes, would you do it again?
Yes I have fantasized abt being at the receiving end of a gang bang, both male and female 🙂

Do you believe alcohol or any other mind altering substance enhances or hinders sex? If you have a story of a good or bad experience, feel free to share it.
Alcohol does both for me. On the one hand it lowers inhibitions and can increase a guy’s duration. But on the other hand it can make people say stupid things and make it so people just get tired instead of in the mood.

What’s the secret to happiness?
Haven’t found it yet

Would you stay alone for a night in a haunted house for ten thousand dollars?
No

If you could live a day in the life of anyone throughout history, who would it be? Why?
No idea sorry. Enough trouble living my own life

If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?
Vanilla cupcakes 🙂

Do you have a sexual fantasy you might have second thoughts about if the opportunity actually presented itself?
Gang bang

What’s the one thing that gets you most aroused?
Being taken charge of, while still being respected

iPhone or Blackberry?
Iphone

Best position to be caught in??
Only been caught once in missionary

You have a whole day to yourself, what do you do?
This happens often, I’m boring and read or watch tv

what gives the strongest orgasm: 1) anal 2) oral 3) g-spot 4) clit 5) doggy 6) cowgirl 7) missionary 8 ) tweeting
Clit, closely followed by missionary

Can certain exercises really lead to better sex?
Thts not my area of expertise

Ask me absolutely anything!

Formspring.me Questions & Answers Part 2 NSFW

Weekly roundup of questions that I have been asked through formspring.me.  Sorry it’s a bit late this week, have been having issues with formspring.me.

Question: Everything you say is stuck up the way you act is stuck up ive known you for years are no matter what if its not your way then you get shitty about it, if everyone doesn’t agree with your high class important opinion you get shitty.

Answer: you still haven’t given me an actual example… not sure why i keep replying to a troll, but there you go… i’m not one to back down from a debate (that doesn’t mean i get shitty when someone disagrees with me by the way, it’s called having an intelligent conversation)

Question: Hey sweetie, the stupid twunt who is spouting shit, obviously is talking out their arse! How are you gorgeous? x

Answer: aww thank you sweetheart xx i’m doing pretty good 🙂 just looking for a civil union celebrant for our handfasting 🙂

Question: What’s the highest amount you have orgasmed in one session/day?

Answer: about 10 i believe

Question: How many times have you been walked in on during sex/foreplay or oral?

Answer: just twice 🙂 one sex & one oral

Question: Name the 5 things that are within arm’s reach

Answer: Water bottle, lamp, cell phone, butt plug, pencil case

Question: how come your moving?

Answer: to be closer to uni 🙂

Question: What would you do if I turned up at your door, tear-stained make-up, a bag and a small smile?

Answer: would gladly give you a place to stay for a couple of days while you sort things out 🙂

Question: Gag or no gag??

Answer: generally no gag, have’t tried with a gag thgh, something on my to-do list 🙂

Question: Your on a desert island, if you could take just 4 things, what would you take with you?

Answer: that’s a hard one… assuming the four things include people, i would have to take J (would be completely lost without him)…no point in taking anything that requires electricity of course…..a reasonable supply of pens/pencils and a diary to write in….and a pillow :D, can’t sleep without one of those 😛

Question: Where are you moving?

Answer: closer to uni 🙂

Question: When are you moving?

Answer: in a couple of weeks

Question: Do you still have my bra? if so can you post it to me?

Answer: i’ll see what i can do

Ask me absolutely anything, i mean anything 😛